Florida Woman Stole Sex Toys From Walmart, Was “Too Lazy” to Pay

A 25-year-old Therasa Prine was busted at a Walmart in St. Petersburg, Florida on Saturday night for shoplifting three sex products: A Trojan personal massager, K-Y arousal gel, and a LifeStyles vibrating junk ring.

When the cops got there, she told them she did it because she was "too lazy" to pay for the stuff. She was arrested for shoplifting. Therasa was also hit with a drug possession charge since she had marijuana and painkillers in her purse.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.