Florida Woman Steals “Magic Mike” and Salami From Walmart
Wow did this woman pick the wrong (right?) combo of things to shoplift. 25-year-old Karson Kidwell was busted for shoplifting from a Walmart in St. Augustine, Florida last week.
What did she steal? A DVD of "Magic Mike" and a nice, big, dry salami. Ahem.
When the cop asked her why she stole the stuff, she told him, "It's hard times." I assume the pun wasn't intentional, but God bless her if it was.
Now, she also stole a bunch of other stuff that isn't quite so phallic, including chicken, batteries, tools, and DVDs of "The Campaign" and "Bad Teacher". She's facing grand theft charges.
Read more at CBS 47.