I'm not sure what guy would want to wear any of these Halloween costume. I mean, they're pretty much guaranteed to turn women off en masse. Just in case you would want one, this is a public service announcement.

Here are some men's Halloween costumes on sale right now that will make you look like a jackass.

Seymore Boobs Free Mammogram.


It's a box that goes over your head that says "Free Mammogram" and has a cutout in the shape of boobs for your face.

Genie in a Lamp.

Spirit Halloween

This one is an Aladdin vest and a huge magic lamp that goes around your waist, you know, like it's your junk. And it says "Rub Me!" on the side.

Frank the Flasher.

Spirit Halloween

You'll get a trench coat, a gray wig that looks like male pattern baldness, and a flesh-colored bodysuit with fake junk.

Dr. Seymour Bush, Gynecologist.

Costume Supercenter

This isn't just a lame pun, it's a super lazy costume, it's just a white lab coat with the name embroidered on it.

Adult Droopers.

Halloween Express

You get a white granny wig, orange Hooters shorts, a cutoff shirt that says "Droopers," and fake boobs hanging out.

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