Englishman Taped Drugs Around His Junk to Hide Them From His Wife

Mark Wright is a 43-year-old guy from Newcastle, England who was busted last month for breaking into a house. When he was being admitted into jail, the cops found baggies of amphetamines taped around his junk.

He told the cops it wasn't because he was trying to smuggle them into jail, no, he'd taped them there to try to hide them from his wife.

I don't know if that's true or not, but he was in court this week and got 15 months in jail. The cops seized the drugs, so neither he or his wife wound up with them.

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