Dumb Photos on My Phone

I was trying to capture a screen shot of the Cubs' Junior Lake wearing the wrong jersey today during the game (more on that on the show tomorrow) but couldn't get my camera setting up quickly enough...

Then I noticed the last two pictures on my phone.  All I can say is that if I'm ever abducted by aliens, they are going to spit me right back out.  How dumb are these pictures?

The Cheese is a picture that I took while shopping, but couldn't remember the EXACT kind of cheese that I had to get.  So naturally I snap a pic, and msg it to my wife.  I hope every guy has done this at some point.  The other, well, I'll just leave it here for folks to try and figure out.