Drunk Driving Suspect Fails Sobriety Test By Saying: “A-B-C-D… I’m Gonna Kill All Ya’ll”

If you're going to botch a sobriety test, might as well go down big, right?

30-year-old, Kong Vue from La Crosse, Wisconsin was driving drunk early on Sunday and crashed his car into a street lamp. When the cops got there, they gave him one of the easiest field sobriety tests there is: They had him recite the alphabet.

He said, quote, "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-G-K-I'm gonna kill all ya'll."

The cops decided that was a failure on the test, and he was arrested. He blew a .188 on the breathalyzer, which is more than twice the legal limit. He's been charged with operating while intoxicated for his fourth time.