Beer trucks have had so many drunk idiots try to steal them, it's like they've evolved the ability to defend themselves.

Coors Light

A guy was driving a Coors Light 18-wheeler through Columbus, Georgia early Monday morning, and stopped at a convenience store. He left the truck running while he went inside and when he came out, it was gone.

That's because 56-year-old Gregory Miller had stolen it. The truck driver called the cops, they spotted the truck, and started chasing it. Gregory then jumped out while it was still moving and somehow ran himself over. The truck rolled over his leg, and he needed to go to the hospital with serious leg injuries.

Now he's facing charges for theft and fleeing the cops.

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