Science is fun!  Being friends with someone who may know a person who might have the ability to know a guy to get you fun chemicals is more fun.

A lot more fun.

Drinking-Scottish-whiskey-on-a-Saturday-afternoon-and-dropping-things-into-liquid nitrogen-kind of fun.

We froze grapes (great for cooling the girls' wine), we froze flowers, we froze lit cigarettes.

My advice to you?  Just don't hit them with a hammer.

Ok...DO hit them with a hammer...but don't do it inside!  Watching a banana shatter into a thousand pieces is wild! Then stepping on a thawed piece of banana while sober on Sunday morning...that's no fun.