Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
Tinder Is Coming to Desktop, Swipe Anywhere Anytime
If the ease of swiping on the go isn't enough, you'll soon be able to do it while sitting down.
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.