A Man Took Some Dog Beds Off the Shelves of a CVS and Slept Naked on Them in the Bathroom

It's the first Monday morning of the year, which means you might be exhausted at work today. But whatever happens... don't do this.

22-year-old Jeremiah Patterson of Odessa, Florida apparently really needed a nap last week. He went into a CVS in Lutz, Florida to take the most comfortable nap they could provide. He grabbed a few dog beds off the shelves, took them into the bathroom, stripped naked, and took a nap on them.

The CVS employees found him in there, rudely woke him up, and called the cops.

Since all the dog beds were ruined, Jeremiah was charged with retail theft. He was also charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition.