This is why prostitutes have to ask for money up front. You never know when someone's going to pull the "I don't have any cash" thing and make a lame trade offer.

29-year-old Alonzo Liverman of Daytona Beach, Florida picked up a prostitute on Monday morning. When they started negotiating, he told her he didn't have money, but offered her what he did have.

And that was... a salad.

(Daytona Beach Sheriffs Department)

The prostitute turned down the offer, not just because it was insulting, but also because she was an undercover cop. Alonzo has been charged with solicitation.

Read the article at Daytona Beach News Journal.