Your Dreams Are About to Get a Whole Lot More Meatier
Thanks to J&D Foods, your bedroom will no longer be missing the one thing it has always needed... a bacon-scented pillowcase.
The pillowcase's scent should last you anywhere between 6 and 12 months if properly cared for. You can order one of your own for just $12.99 from the J&D website.
- Your sweet bacony sleep experience may or may not have the following effects:
- Dreams of happy things - like bacon for breakfast or rolling around in a pile of bacon
- Effortless, overnight weight loss by kicking your digestive system into high gear (try not to eat your pillowcase)
- Better and happier sleep than you've ever had in your life
- Dramatic increases in your intelligence and higher brain functioning
- More drool on your pillowcase
- An easier time waking up in the morning in anticipation of bacon - like being shot out of a bacony cannon!