You Can Now Buy a Clip-On Man Bun
There are two types of men in the world: Guys with man buns, and guys who make fun of guys with man buns.
Apparently there's a third group: Men without a man bun who secretly wish they had one, but don't have the long, flowing hair to pull it off.
If you're one of those guys, rejoice, you can now buy a clip-on man bun. Groupon is selling them for the extraordinarily reasonable price of just $9.99. They come in three colors: Blonde, brown, and black. You attach them to your hair using bobby pins.
They look pretty similar to the fake hair buns they sell for women. In fact, they might just be the same product in different packaging. But if you're the kind of guy who's even thinking about this, that probably won't stop you.
- How to Wear It:
- Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
- Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
- Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
Of course, I'm no stranger to man buns: