If you're bursting with patriotic pride once all the election results are in tonight, here's a gloriously stupid way you can show it.

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There's a guy on eBay from Santa Ana, California who's selling a Flamin' Hot Cheeto that looks like a bald eagle sitting on a perch. You have to use your imagination a little bit, but whatever. U-S-A! U-S-A!

He listed it for $5,000 because, "I am trying to make some money in order to go on my honeymoon." And believe it or not, it's still available.

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Check out the listing on eBay.