This woman is probably mortified, but at least now whenever anyone Googles her for the rest of her life, they'll find out she's a lot of fun.

25-year-old Kirsten Gaffney of Cocoa Beach, Florida went to a Publix grocery store last Wednesday, and shoplifted the only two things you need for a great Wednesday night: Wine and lube.

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She shoved the bottle of wine and His and Hers lube behind her purse, and tried to walk out, but she got caught. She admitted to the cops it was because she was too embarrassed to buy the lube. Now she's making news for shoplifting it. So, yeah... not the greatest plan.

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She was arrested and charged with retail theft.