See?  No longer do Father and Son teams attack umpires at White Sox Games.  Now they build cherished memories the old-fashioned way.  By attacking the Cubs' fans.  Even if they happen to be related to you.  Even if they gave birth to you.  That's harsh, b ut acceptable.  But just in case the Sox lose, maybe pick up a souvenir mini-bat on the way out of the ballpark!

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