Ventriloquist Harasses Mall Shoppers with Foul-Mouthed Dummy

If you think there's nothing creepier than some dude in a trench coat flashing his junk at strangers, a guy in Virginia just raised the stakes.

Police in Henrico, Virginia got a call from a Kay Jewelers at a mall on Monday about a guy who was creeping people out with aggressive ventriloquism. Apparently this guy was harassing people, but he wasn't doing it himself, he was having his puppet handle all the insults.

By the time the cops got there, the guy and his dummy were gone, so no charges were filed. The cops probably won't track him down, at least not until there's another case of aggressive ventriloquism.