You'd think that someone running a topless cleaning service would be doing it to capitalize on lonely perverts, but maybe they're doing it because they don't have clothes.

There's a woman in Bangor, Maine who runs a topless maid service. She was just arrested for stealing underwear. She was busted last week for shoplifting and also violating the terms of her probation.

The cops quickly picked up the irony of what she did. The department wrote on Facebook that the woman had, "stolen garments that would fully cover, support, and contain much of what her business promised her customers."

Read more at The Lowell Sun.