Tiffany’s Is Selling “Ordinary” Objects This Christmas, Like a $9,000 Ball of Yarn

The super rich people in this country now have so much money that apparently they'll spend any amount on anything, no matter how stupid it is. And oh baby, these are stupid.

Tiffany's just decided to branch out from selling moderately overpriced jewelry to sell insanely overpriced, "ordinary objects." Here are some examples:

1. $350 sterling silver bendy straw.
2. $1,500 empty coffee can.
3. $425 silver protractor.
4. $650 pair of ping pong paddles.
5. $10,000 fake silver bird's nest with three blue porcelain eggs.
6. $1,950 flask shaped like a fish.
7. $1,500 set of 10 Lego pieces.
8. $9,000 ball of silver yarn.

They're all laughing at us, you know. They're all laughing at us.