This Dress Looks Normal Far Away and Crappy Up Close
Nothing really stands out about this dress, the pattern looks normal as long as you're standing far enough away. But, as you get closer, the pattern is hundreds of copies of the smiling poo emoji.
Please, don't even think of cracking some cheap poop joke. This is a time and place for serious sartorial discourse; base potty humor shall not be looked upon kindly.
Now, if you are a refined woman — a thoughtful, sophisticated woman — for whom form and function are like lovers inexorably intertwined in a sultry garden of orchids at dusk, then, by all means, we invite you to order this turd-covered dress
The dress is available for about $100 on Betabrand.com.