The Sexiest Members of Congress
Since no one in this country respects the members of Congress for their brains, we might as well focus on their looks.
There's a website called SexyCongress.net that works sort of like the old site HotOrNot.com. It puts two members of Congress side by side, and asks you which one you'd rather have sex with. Every single member of the Senate and the House of Representatives gets a score based on how many votes they get, and they're all ranked by sexiness.
The sexiest female is Tulsi Gabbard, a Democratic Congresswoman from Hawaii. The sexiest male is Martin Heinrich, a Democratic Senator from New Mexico.