The 2016 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Is there anything more boring than watching two equally disliked people debate over which one should be our next president? Luckily, we have a way to make it more fun: alcohol.

Here are the guidelines:

• When either candidate says their campaign slogan, drink. ("Make America Great Again" for Trump and "Stronger Together" for Clinton.)
• When Trump assures America that he “knows more about ISIS than the generals,” drink.
• When Clinton diverts a question about her emails, drink.
• When Trump insists that Mexico will pay for the wall, take a shot. Chase the shot with a beer when he won’t elaborate.
• When either Trump or Clinton ignores moderator Lester Holt and keeps talking past the time limit, drink.
• If Trump alludes to Clinton’s health, drink.
• When Clinton makes a shout out to her “hometown” of New York, drink.
• When Trump makes a funny face, drink.
• When Clinton declares, “Deal me in!" drink.
• If Trump calls Clinton, “Crooked Hillary,” drink.
• When Trump and Clinton argue about whether Trump supported the Iraq War or not, drink.
• When Trump says “huge,” drink.
• When Trump blames President Obama for something, or when Clinton blames Republicans for something, drink.
• When either Trump or Clinton accuses the other of being unfit or unqualified to be president, drink.
• If Trump makes any reference to the size of his hands, chug.