Teenager Steals Hard Cider Truck, Crashes Into Barn
If you're not familiar with Angry Orchard, it's because you're an adult who drinks alcohol that doesn't taste like apple juice. You know who loves the stuff? Teenage girls who want to get drunk.
That bond between Angry Orchard hard ciders and teenage girls was reaffirmed on Tuesday.
19-year-old Nicole Dyment of Canton, Maine was drunk and high when she saw an Angry Orchard truck parked outside a 7-Eleven. So, she hopped in and stole it.
She wound up getting into a police chase, which ended when she lost control of the truck and smashed into a barn. Quite a bit of Angry Orchard was lost in the process, but she somehow wasn't hurt.
She was arrested for drunk driving, driving to endanger, failure to stop for a police officer, and driving without a license.