This is my dad's Christmas list.  Gone are the items like, "Chocolate Bar"  "Tennis Balls"  "Robe" and other mundane but at least wrappable items.  This year I think he's just plum given up on risking getting something he doesn't want.  Next to the item (service) is the kid's initial he'd like to have get it for him...

Merry Freakin' Christmas: