If you're dating a guy who's almost two decades younger than you, you're probably looking for some youthful vigor when you're getting-it-on. So when that doesn't happen, you get situations like this.

58-year-old Carol Favuzza from Stuart, Florida lives in a trailer with her 42-year-old boyfriend Eric Pritsch.

They were drunkenly getting-it-on earlier this month and, apparently, Eric wasn't performing up to Carol's standards. And she told him, "You're not a man, you're a mouse." Ohhhh snap.

That lame insult made him so angry that he grabbed her plastic sex toy and hit her with it.

She called the cops, and they were both taken to the hospital. Her for swelling around her jaw and him because he was extremely drunk. Eric was charged with battery.

Martin County Sheriff's Office

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