I'm not sure if this guy was trying to create a diversion or what. But if so, huge swing and a miss.

Chung Sung-Jun

56-year-old David Wylie of Clarksville, Tennessee went to a Walmart on Wednesday afternoon, and grabbed a package of trout off the shelf. Then he tried to shove it down his pants. But at the same time, he started peeing. Pee out, trout in, I guess.

Obviously that drew a lot of attention to him, and security guards stopped him when he tried to leave the store. When the cops got there, he told them he wasn't too worried about shoplifting the trout or peeing because, "they were misdemeanors." He also told them he'd been drinking.

He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure, and public intoxication.

Montgomery County Sheriff's Office

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