This St. Louis shoplifter almost made off with a butt-load of merchandise from IKEA. 28-year-old Sierra Coleman stuffed a large frying pan down the back of her skin-tight leggings.

To nobody's surprise store security caught Coleman in the parking lot and detained her. Even though she still had the frying pan sticking out of her pants, Coleman insisted she did nothing wrong.

“It’s a misdemeanor. Only 30 dollars!”

Coleman was arrested and then charged with misdemeanor theft and assault.

St. Louis Police Department

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