See? I TOLD You I was Fashion Forward!!!

You see? All you fashion chasers, buying up the latest trends...spending money & time finding the right "look"...just to have some blogger introduce the next wave of fashion and render your wardrobe completely useless!!

Apparently the "90's Grunge look" is back in style again and I couldn't be happier. They say fashion is cyclical. I know this. So, that's why I've stuck with this look all these years. It's the Tshirt, Jeans, Care-By-Not-Caring look that I've been crafting since 1991.

Now look! It's all over the catwalks up and down Paris! Or wherever they do those things.

All of a sudden I'm back in style! ME!!! Mr. "crew socks & jean shorts" is finally back on top!

Luckily for you, I've got the Lexicon of Grunge Speak, coming soon to a high school or mall near you:

WACK SLACKS: Old ripped jeans

FUZZ: Heavy wool sweaters

PLATS: Platform shoes

KICKERS: Heavy boots

SWINGIN' ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP: Hanging out

BOUND-AND-HAGGED: Staying home on Friday or Saturday night

SCORE: Great

HARSH REALM: Bummer

COB NOBBLER: Loser