I'm not sure how familiar this guy is with the works of Sigmund Freud, but he should really read up.

28-year-old Eddie Maldonado works as a prep cook at a Carrabba's Italian Grill in St. Augustine, Florida and his girlfriend Nancy Miranda also works there.

Last week he walked in on Nancy and another employee talking about sausage. That seems like a fairly normal conversation to have at an Italian restaurant, but Eddie didn't think so, he thought it was a sexual metaphor.

He wound up choking the guy who was talking to his girlfriend about sausage. The guy bit his arm and got him to loosen his grip, and then other employees broke it up.

Eddie was arrested for felony battery.

Saint Augustine Police Department

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