Santa Claus is Running For City Council in North Pole, Alaska
I don't like this guy just because he's making me talk about Christmas on October 5th. Can't I enjoy Halloween first?
There's a city in Alaska called North Pole and there's a guy who lives there named Santa Claus. No idea if that was his name at birth, or if he changed it, but legally he's Santa Claus. And Santa Claus just decided to run for city council in the North Pole.
The election is tomorrow and he didn't have time to get on the ballot, so he's running as a write-in candidate. It looks like he'll win, there's an open seat and no registered candidates, so as long as a few people write him in, it's his.