Resident’s Complain: “Somebody Is Pooping On Our Lawns”

A "Mad Pooper" has struck the New York suburb of Orchard Park. Residents have called the cops and even placed an ad in the local paper complaining about somebody leaving feces in their yards.

The anonymously placed ad reads:

To the person/jogger who is pooping on our lawns in the Village of O.P.: STOP!!
You are violating a health ordinance that prohibits depositing untreated sewage on land or water!!!
You are putting our neighborhood at a serious health risk, especially children!
We have installed trail cams to identify you!
The Orchard Park Police are increasing patrols in our area!

If the culprit is caught, they could face possible public lewdness or exposure charges.