Well, I've known some pretty bad "drunks" in my day ... I've also seen great people have an occasional real bad "alcohol-induced" spells and bad nights .... I myself, have had nights where I was drunk enough to "go hunt ducks with a rake"  !!   But this may top 'em all ... back in 1976 on this date, Jerry Lee Lewis got himself arrested and booked for drunk driving in Memphis ... but he was released, and then at about 3am was arrested again for standing outside of Graceland, brandishing a pistol, and demanding to see Elvis !!   How drunk do you have to be to think that might work ....?   Don't try it .... even at home .....