Prom From Hell (circa 1994)

Dwyer & Michaels' Prom From Hell happens this Saturday and I wanted to get in on the "throwback" fun.

1994, my junior year, I went to prom wearing "Get a Grip" cow shorts I bought at the Aerosmith show at Alpine Valley in 1993.  I almost guarantee I still have them in a box in my attic.  I can certainly guarantee I will not be able to fit into them.

My glasses were new.  My shoes were clean & unscuffed. My legs were skinny.

My mullet was fantastic.

Hard to believe...but I got zero action at the after prom.  How could those strong willed ladies resist?  It's hard to believe.

Buy your tickets right now for The Prom From Hell, this Saturday @ The Rock Island Holiday Inn.  Lynn Allen will be rockin your face off! Don't miss out!