Police Called Over Enormous Snow Sculpture of Phallus
A concerned driver in Downers Grove, Illinois called the cops last Wednesday after someone used snow to build a 15-foot-tall sculpture of a guy's junk.
The winter weather that we've experienced in the last few weeks paid a visit to the Chicago area and dumped about six inches on snow. Somebody called police after seeing a "tall snow sculpture" in the front yard of a home.
According to the police report, the caller said the sculpture "mimicked the male sex organ" and was "enormous." The responding officer described the snow penis to be about 10 to 15 feet tall.
The resident of the home agreed to take the sculpture down.
Read more at Downers Grove Patch.