Passed Out Driver to Cops: “Those Drugs Are For My Back Pain From Stripping”
A police officer in Key Largo, Florida was on patrol on Monday night, when he saw a woman passed out in a running car. She had one breast hanging out of her shirt, her skirt was hiked up, and she had all sorts of drugs with her, so he tapped on the window to wake her up.
The woman was 23-year-old Kayla Gregg, once she was awake, the cop asked her why she had cocaine, marijuana, oxycodone, amphetamines, and morphine on her.
She told him she uses the drugs to treat her sore back, because she's a stripper.
Apparently that's not a good enough excuse to have a bunch of drugs, she was arrested for six different counts of possession.