This kid is definitely about to get kicked out of his parents' house. But damn did he go out in a blaze of glory.

A couple in Happy Valley, Oregon noticed $200 was missing from one of their nightstands this weekend, so they went over the footage from their surveillance cameras. They saw a strange woman walk into the house on Sunday while their 18-year-old son Ethan Kwon was home alone, and leave eight minutes later. Ethan told them he was in his room listening to music so he didn't notice.

As the cops investigated, they found out the truth. It turns out the thief was actually a prostitute who young Ethan had hired while his parents were gone. Now the "missing $200" and "eight minutes" makes a lot more sense, right?

Ethan has been charged with initiating a false report and patronizing a prostitute.

Read more at The Oregonian.