It's being called the "Parole Hearing of the Century." O.J. Simpsons bid for parole is quickly sparking America's newest obsession.

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Airing at noon today on ESPN the parole hearing will be streamed from Love Lock prison in Nevada. What better way to enjoy the hearing than to get stinking drunk while watching.

Here is a list of key words to listen for during the coverage leading up to and following the hearing. Take a drink each time you hear these mentioned.

  • "Parole Hearing of the Century"
  • Love Lock
  • Golf
  • Las Vegas
  • White Bronco
  • All of America is watching
  • Coach
  • Kato
  • Model prisoner
  • Found Jesus or God
  • Leader
  • If O.J. cites his age
  • Paid debt to society
  • Fairness
  • The Juice
  • Marcia Clark
  • Orenthal

I'd also like to include as an added bonus, "I can't wait to start stabbing, robbing and killing again." I know it's a long shot but I think it needs to be there, and in the event that this is mentioned you should shotgun a whole beer.

After watching this you may need to take tomorrow off from work. Three day weekend!!!! Yay!