Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield had a charity boxing match in Salt Lake City this weekend, it was even better than Mayweather / Pacquiao.

There was very little action, but nobody had to sit through 12 rounds of nothing, Mitt's wife Ann threw in the towel in Round 2. That was after Mitt scored a knockdown. Okay, Evander took a dive for him, still, it's in the record books.