The police in Tega Cay, South Carolina got a call on Sunday night around 7:30 P.M. A guy who lives right by a golf course saw two people lying on the fairway of the eighth hole, and he thought it was a medical emergency.

Then he looked through his binoculars and realized it wasn't a life-or-death situation, no, it was a couple having sex.

The cops came and arrested 19-year-old Dakota Payne and 24-year-old Kiernan Hennessey for indecent exposure. These kids today and their names, man. Dakota is the guy and Kiernan is the girl.

It turns out the guy who thought it was a medical emergency wasn't the only witness who didn't quite realize what was going on. Two other people on the golf course told the cops they thought it was a couple of deer on the fairway.

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