Mayoral Dog is Now Running For President
Lucy Lou is the red and white Border Collie who has been the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky for the last seven years. Now Lucy Lou has her eyes set on the White House.
"All the other presidential candidates are dogs. Why shouldn’t a real one run?"
Lucy Lou is running as a member of the grassroots Indepawdent Party and has a saucy slogan -- "The bitch you can really count on" -- which she's been using since her successful 2008 mayoral campaign.
Except Lucy Lou also has a well-developed platform: She stands for smaller government, lowering taxes and increased spending on mental health care. She in favor of liberal immigration.