Man Tries Having Sex With Weight Plate, Firefighters Take Three Hours to Get It Off
Here's more proof for my theory that if any item in the world has a hole in it, some dude somewhere will try to have sex with it.
A guy was at the gym in Worms, Germany on Friday when he grabbed one of those weight plates you put on a barbell and tried to have sex with it. And, of course, his junk got stuck.
Firefighters came to help, but they couldn't wriggle him out. They had to saw the weight off and it took them three hours of sawing to finally get him free.
Luckily for the guy, it was a small five-pound plate. If it had been one of those 45-pound plates, it might've taken days. As far as we know, the guy is doing okay.
Read more at Daily Mail.