A 73-year-old guy was pulled over in Seattle, Washington last week for driving with his headlights off. The cop took his license and registration and went back to his car to run them.

He found that the guy had zero tickets in his life, so he was going to let him off with a warning. It seems after 73 years of being a law-abiding citizen, the guy got a little cocky. Way, way too cocky.

When the officer walked back up to the car, he saw the guy about to do some coke. He had a little vial in his hand, and was scooping some out. But he must have been spooked, because he spilled cocaine on his hands and on the floor.

The cop actually asked him, "What would possess you to do that on a traffic stop with a police officer right behind you? I just don't understand." And the guy answered, "I don't understand either." He was arrested for drug possession.