Man Shoplifts Steaks by Shoving Them in His Colostomy Bag
Well this just might be the grossest shoplifting attempt I've ever seen. 55-year-old David Hoyt of Woodruff, South Carolina shoplifted five packages of ribeye steaks from a grocery store on Tuesday. By shoving them into his colostomy bag.
If you don't know what that is, it's a bag for people with rectal problems that collects their waste as it leaks out of their body. So yes, this guy shoved the steaks into his bag of poop.
The steaks were in their packages, and there's no word if the colostomy bag was empty or full, but still. You know that thin wrap they put around the packages of meat isn't airtight.
Some employees saw David stealing the steaks and called the cops. They tracked him down at his house and arrested him for shoplifting.
The police report doesn't say what happened to the steaks.