Man Lying in a Pile of Junk Food Calls Cops, “I’m Too High”
Can you be arrested for being a huge cliché? Because this dude definitely qualities.
A 22-year-old guy from Austintown, Ohio called the police on Friday night because he was, "too high" on marijuana. When the cops got there, they heard him groaning and when they went inside, they found him lying on the floor in the fetal position surrounded by a bunch of Doritos, goldfish crackers, and Chips Ahoy.
The only way he could've been a bigger cliché is if he'd been listening to Pink Floyd and asked the cops if they ever wondered whether we're the ones in the zoo, and the animals are watching us, man.
The guy is going to be charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.