If this idiot just had like $3 he could've avoided becoming a felon. 22-year-old Logan Badgley from Lakeland, Tennessee really wanted Taco Bell on Saturday night, but he didn't have any money.

Badgley asked his mom if he could use her debit card. She told him there wasn't any money in the account, but he grabbed it anyway and ran out to use it at Taco Bell. And she wasn't lying, it got declined.

He went home furious, grabbed a hockey stick, and hit his mom in the head with it. Badgley was arrested for felony aggravated assault.

Shelby County Jail

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