Man Blames Destructive Nature on Too Much Music and Self-Pleasuring
25-year-old Timothy Thomas of Largo, Florida went on a rampage this weekend. He smashed someone's mailbox, slashed a car tire, broke a window on a random house, and destroyed a statue in a garden.
When the cops finally caught him, he explained the two reasons why he was in the mood to rage:
#1, he had listened to, quote, "too much music."
#2, he had pleasured himself too much.
For some reason, the phrase "Limp Bizkit" pops into my mind for both cases. Anyway, after he was done rockin' out and fondling himself, he said he, "felt like going out and destroying stuff." He was arrested for burglary and criminal mischief.
Read more at WFLA.