Sour cream and onion chips are a glorious invention but this is still an insane overreaction.

60-year-old George Beaver from Union Township, Pennsylvania was watching TV with his 58-year-old wife last week when she grabbed his bag of Utz Ripples Sour Cream and Onion chips off the table.

He told her not to touch his chips. When she ignored him and didn't put the bag of chips down, he bit a chunk out of her cheek. Then he took off.

The cops tracked him down a few days later and arrested him for assault.

Schuylkill County Sheriff's Office

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