Either this guy needs to get a less bitey significant other or I'm going to feel real bad for mocking a serious skin condition.

18-year-old Micah Musser was arrested last week in Louisville, Kentucky for trespassing and drinking in an abandoned building with some friends.

Normally a super boring crime like that wouldn't get any attention, but Micah's mugshot did. Because his entire neck is covered in hickeys. His neck is almost completely purple from them. It's not clear who gave him the hickeys.

He's been charged with criminal trespassing and unlawful transaction with a minor, since some of the people he was drinking with were under 18.

Louisville Metro Corrections

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