I still don't quite understand how a dude can get so drunk that he can walk through a parking lot and think, "I'm going to have sex with that tailpipe."

Ryan Malek has been summoned to appear in court after after witnesses reported a man laying beneath a vehicle. Residents in Newton, Kansas say the 23-year-old was trying to put his penis inside the exhaust of a car the was parked outside of an apartment complex.

When the local law enforcement responded to the call, Malek was still trying to make love to the car and was "oblivious" to the officers. The cops ended up having to tase him to take him into custody, they found his blood alcohol content was more than four times the legal limit.

He was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

Ryan Malek

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