If I had to speculate why this guy wound up in a life of crime, I'd say it was the merciless teasing he's received throughout his life because of his name.

A 27-year-old guy from Marianna, Pennsylvania was arrested on Monday after he stole a pickup truck and crashed it into a rock. The guy's real name is Jamie Lee Curtis.

He's facing a ton of charges. Including:

  • Criminal mischief
  • Receiving stolen property
  • Flight to avoid apprehension
  • Driving under the influence
  • Reckless endangerment
  • Unauthorized use of a vehicle
  • Resisting arrest
  • Fleeing or attempting to elude police
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Loitering and prowling at night
  • Public drunkenness
  • 15 traffic violations

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